Julio’s aunt used to read chicken bones and tea leaves with great accuracy, but Julio’s gift is a bit odder and decidedly less practical—reading the bubbles in the pee in the urinal.
You know I have to ask: Um...what exactly do they foretell?
Free association is the only way to understand the reading of urinal bubbles.
Foretell.... forestall....fourth stall.. spit ball… musketball
There you go: watch out for musketballs.