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I was asked to an event and it sounded like fun but the invitation insisted, “No shorts, no sneakers, no jeans,” so I said no thanks.
Is it worth writing back to decline, just so I can use the line, “I don’t wear pants in summer”?
You fool. It’s obviously a nudist event.
me, i got trouble even coming up with a collared shirt and chinos for the damned golfing dress code requirements.