I cannot but agree with B. S. Pulley’s definition of a Pleasant Surprise: a tit full of whiskey.
OH, MY VARIOUS GODS.
That is to say, oh, sir, I never thought we’d see you ‘round here again. Wilkommen backommen.
That’ll be as close as I can get to heaven.
you! here! you been gone along. it’s a (wait for it) pleasant surprise. whereya been these years?
Oh, mama! You had me at ‘whiskey tit’.