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TAGS: boobies, breast augmentation STASHED BY: Schofeild
Before you consider breast augmentation please consider this: size doesn’t matter (that’s what you tell us, anyway) and the size of your breasts aren’t as important to us as our access to them; I am sure I speak for most men when I say we just love boobies – big boobies, little boobies, firm boobies, soft boobies, pointy boobies, cone-shaped boobies, heavy boobies, pear shaped boobies, apple boobies, melons, titties and gigantic pillowy boobies – and that as long as we have visitation rights we are quite happy and we only pout if they are taken away from us.
February 12, 2008 at 5:32 PM ::
Great, I just noticed a guy pouting and could barely stop myself from saying “lost your boobie rights, huh?”
boot on 02/12/08 at 09:42 PM ::
Men are just boob whores!
GLORIA STEINEM on 02/13/08 at 09:13 AM ::
It’s not our fault you have the boobies! Women really could rule the world because of them. You need to put a couple of those little hynpo-discs on them and everytime we look down your shirt they start spinning. You could put us in a drooling trance...except I think you already do.
Br. Ezra on 02/13/08 at 09:20 AM ::
Oh, fake-Gloria, everything about how you said that gives you away. Real-Gloria would never let the derogatory-of-women term “whore” past her lips, much less use it as a juvenile attack on the lesser species known as men who are unworthy of such engagemement when they’re behaving at their boob-addled worst, as we are.
'mouse on 02/13/08 at 09:21 AM ::
You go boy! Tell that beeyotch what’s up!
Br. Ezra on 02/13/08 at 09:23 AM ::
Hey, at least we’re honest. Simple. But honest.
'mouse on 02/13/08 at 09:24 AM ::
You boys. Simple but honest indeed.
I think I’m going to walk around my house all day with my arms crossed under my cupcakes. Maybe I’ll even peek down my own shirt, just because I can. Bwahahahaha.
bakerina on 02/13/08 at 10:28 AM ::
The guidelines for staring at a woman’s chest vary from region to region, as well as situation to situation. I’ve layed it all out in my new book, Peek? Like Hell I Will. see excerpt
Keith on 02/13/08 at 10:39 AM ::
Bake..here is an example of how women rule the world. By refering to your boobies as cupcakes you have combined our two favorite things, food and boobs. I am at your feet worshipping and paying homage.
Br. Ezra on 02/13/08 at 03:36 PM ::
ehhh..keith a women with a sharp knife daring me to peak at her boobies causes me some psychological distress. I will look even as emasculation is swiftly approaching.
Br. Ezra on 02/13/08 at 03:37 PM ::
Br. Ezra, I was just looking over the thread above and I see that you have rather astutely noted that nipples and areolas are clearly the original inspiration for the hypno-discs that were a later invention.
'mouse on 02/13/08 at 03:59 PM ::
Well, thank you, Brudda, but really, no worship or homage is necessary.
Now, if only I could find a way to work in a beer reference, so’s we have beer, food and boobs, then I’ll have a hat trick, which *would* be impressive. :)
bakerina on 02/13/08 at 04:05 PM ::
That would be impressive! I would love to see it. You know the real reason women have the boobies is that if men had them we wouldn’t get anything done. In fact the original Garden of Eden story states that Eve was greated not from Adam’s Rib but from his boobies. The creator had to take them away from Adam cause he was always looking at himself in the mirror and laying about doing nothing...just fondling himself and god knows we would do enough of that anyway.
Br. Ezra on 02/13/08 at 04:13 PM ::