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Is a plantain a banana and what sort of hammock does it sleep in?
I thought they slept on a bed of rice.
In suburban lawn warfare, the plantain bravely guide the assault against the insensibilites of man by directing battle from the safety of a nearby ditch or roadside.
The plantain you speak of is, naturally, much less agressive, and are often treated with the same amount of respect given to the common potato.
This may explain why there is a small mob of russet potatos protesting outside my window as we speak
Call in Chips.
The plantain stands alone, at the edge of the world, dreaming plain[tain]tively of his woehome.
Determined to differentiate itself from the lowly banana, the plaintain chose to sleep on a hummock.
Poor banana, it will never be able to face the world with a straight back.
Dang, I’m hungry.