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    As inspired by: Keith's Death By Banking Complications

    TAGS: afterlife, angels, banking, complication, heaven, hierarchy, piano


It is a little known fact that among the angels in heaven there is an ironclad hierarchy defined by your death—with death by falling piano the extreme top of the pecking order and death by banking complications establishing the other end of the spectrum

August 13, 2007 at 3:11 PM ::
bakerina's avatar

What about those of us who, like Neville in Edward Gorey’s The Gashlycrumb Tinies, simply die of ennui?

(Actually, I’d be interested to see where on the spectrum all 26 of the Gashlycrumb Tinies fall.  ‘mouse, could you get on that for me, please?  Thanking you in advance.

bakerina on 08/13/07 at 03:21 PM ::
'mouse's avatar

“Hunh?” says ‘mouse, proceeding to the library website and placing a hold on “Amphigorey.”

'mouse on 08/13/07 at 03:29 PM ::
'mouse's avatar

Hmmmm, I wonder if Keith named Scrine “Scrine” only because “Amphigorey” (or “Amphigory") was taken…

'mouse on 08/13/07 at 03:31 PM ::

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