Sam had all his great life experiences whilst stalking people: following strangers led him to exquisite restaurants and secluded bars, introduced him to fine art, multicultural festivals, churches of every denomination; sent him to listen to musical bands he’d never have dreamed of otherwise seeing; and portrayed for him the entire gamut of human emotions, from the happiness of a ridiculously over-the-top wedding affair, to the pathetic blubberings of a terminal cancer patient on the day the doctors finally abandoned chemotherapy…
This sentence has me very tempted to give up my day job.