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In the rare case that one is lucky enough to find employment with a company that does keep a goat, the employee will often find that the mandated training regarding proper use of the milking stool, as well as the extensive documentation that must be read, usually during one’s personal time, is overwhelming, causing most employees to either avoid the goat whenever possible, especially during breaks or lunch hours, or in some cases, even attempt to pretend that the goat simply does not exist.
October 3, 2007 at 4:24 PM ::
Somewhere, in the great OSHA bible, amidst bureaucratic red tape and other employment nonsense, buried underneath equal opportunity discrimination and sexual harassment heuristics, there exists this aforementioned section on goats, for which we all are suddenly, awesomely, and beastially grateful.
littledevilworks on 10/03/07 at 04:30 PM ::
Yes, I agree, although having spent some time living in the South and other rural areas around the U.S., I tend to shy away from saying “bestially grateful.” But that’s just me.
Keith on 10/03/07 at 04:35 PM ::
having grown up in southern Orygun, I try not to use “position on goats” in any of my sentences.
'mouse on 10/03/07 at 04:49 PM ::
hehehe.... I wondered how long it would take you to say something about that.
Keith on 10/03/07 at 04:52 PM ::
Well I grew up in Los Angeles and, needless to say, goat lore and trivia appearances are few and far between.
littledevilworks on 10/03/07 at 04:53 PM ::
In LA it’s either nuts flakes or fruits, all favorite foods of goats, so there.
Mr. Fitz on 10/03/07 at 04:56 PM ::
I can’t believe I didn’t throw up some background music yesterday for everyone to play while we discussed goats.
Keith on 10/04/07 at 03:57 PM ::
Well if that’s how you’re going to play it I’ll throw my two cents in.
littledevilworks on 10/04/07 at 03:59 PM ::
Ha! I love seeing cartoon nuns say, “I know he thinks you’re fun and stuff, but does he know how to wind you up?”
Keith on 10/04/07 at 04:33 PM ::