Being able to whistle the theme songs to more than 100 television shows never got Peter into any woman’s bed, but had, on occasion, gotten him thrown out of a few.
I would like to go on record as saying I have never thrown a man out of bed for whistling 100 tv show theme songs. If anything, I’d want to keep a guy like that around.
Alas, even though I know this will get me killed, I have to finish the earworm:
...she just keeps on trying,
And she smiles when she feels like crying,
On and on,
on and on,
on and on.
You’ll just have to imagine my voice as it goes higher and higher to reach that last, dramatic “on and on.”
Bake, you were reading my thoughts.
But I bet he killed at trivia night!