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Note to my future significant other :: You can call me, 'Sir' :: 4

TAGS: 911, dumbass, emote

If I’m shot and you’re with me at the time, don’t emote like a dumbass (fall to knees, raise fists to heavens, cry ‘nooooooooooooo’); apply pressure and call 911.

December 19, 2007 at 7:20 AM ::

How about a compromise: apply pressure, call 911, continue applying pressure, shout dramatically, “come on, hang in there, baby, don’t you DARE die on me, you son of a bitch!”, etc.?

bakerina on 12/19/07 at 08:08 AM ::

If I make the mistake of marrying someone that melodramatic, I may go ahead and opt for death.

You can call me, 'Sir' on 12/19/07 at 08:14 AM ::

I wouldn’t blame you if you did. ;)

How about the hipster alternative: apply pressure, call 911, shout “where’s the money, Lebowski?”

bakerina on 12/19/07 at 08:23 AM ::

That’d be perfectly acceptable. And while I can’t see myself attached to a German nihilist who enjoys marmots, if the person applied that kind of accent to their cry for help, I’d probably smile.

You can call me, 'Sir' on 12/19/07 at 08:33 AM ::