It should be too obvious to say out loud, but, sadly, it is not: If someone offers you a piece of cake they made themselves, from scratch, and if your only response to them is that baking from scratch is a snobbish affectation, then YOU DO NOT DESERVE CAKE.
c’mon, let them eat cake…
I’m with you on this one, Bake. However, I tend to point out to them as witheringly as possible, that anyone with a well stocked kitchen who’s any good at cooking can make just about anything that tickles their fancy, it rarely takes very long and it’s almost always exponentially better than store-bought. In addition, I go on, what is life really about? Is it buying big-ass, oversweet Costco muffins so you can save 15 minutes the evening before when you could be making fresh blueberry muffins (Jordan Marsh recipe, of course) to what? Watch Grey’s-fucking-anatomy or some such? If sucking that glass teat is so important, then put a TV where you can see it from the kitchen. Okay, so it’s a snobbish affection. But it’s a snobbish affection that pays serious yummy dividends.
They deserve cake, just not for eating.
I was wondering if your comment would make it over, ‘mouse. I saw it this morning in my mailbox, but not on the site. Did you repost it, or did it find its way all on its own?