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Henry’s plan was simple: he would eat so many tacos on Saturday that the economy would have no choice but to bounce right back!

October 4, 2008 at 1:06 PM ::

My name is ‘mouse, and I approve this plan.

On a more serious note, I heard the bailout referred to as the “No Banker Left Behind Act” and from now on that’s the only way I will refer to it.

'mouse on 10/04/08 at 01:43 PM ::

12:06 pm: “No Taco Left Behind” Act receives final approval

12:12 pm: Flurry of activity and greedy smiles.

12:36 pm: Much scrambling for place in taco line.

12:42 pm: President and staff presented with large Tupperware containers of taco meat at opening ceremony.

12:44 pm: Taco feeding frenzy.

1:58 pm: Taco eaters walk away as bloated as bailed out bankers.

3:30 pm: Immigrant crew working under the table for $5.00 an hour arrives to clean up lettuce scraps and salsa spills.

Keith on 10/04/08 at 02:31 PM ::

3:31 pm: store shelves within a 50 mile radius are devoid of mylanta, tums, and pepto-bismol.

steepest_slope on 10/04/08 at 07:36 PM ::

3:32 pm: Pharmaceutical companies hold press conference, announcing that they will be out of business within the week without financial help.

3:45 pm: Congress calls emergency session to plan another taco party.

Keith on 10/04/08 at 08:10 PM ::

3:32 pm: Of course, they do.

3:45 pm: Of course, they do.

steepest_slope on 10/04/08 at 08:25 PM ::