If you can’t trust your own senses, whom can you trust?
whom.
[hee hee hee]
Hmmm?
oh, him!
Now I’m officially confused.
Who...whom
Him… so which is it? Himm or whim?
Practice sentences:
He hit him, so him hit whim.
Who cares, you ask? Whom cares.
Whom likes whim, and is angry with him.
He is obviously a troublemaker.
whom?
Hoo? [said the owl as he slowly swivelled his head]
We should be more owl-like. Grammaratically, I mean, not swivelishly. (or should we make that… grammarishly. Grammarishly owl-like. Has a certain ring to it.)
After all, when was the last time you heard an owl hoot, “Hoom.”
I think that more people should spend their days “Hoom"ing in a grammarishly owl-like manner. And swivel as they do it.
Hoom
“Hunh?” ‘mouse said timorously, on the lookout for owls.
i think my grammarish whomed, i’m certain they told me about it, but then i never met the lady. still, i just know she never, ever could have swivelled; she was a baptist!
“Hmmmm” said the owl voraciously, as he eyed the sweet-looking ‘mouse. He flapped his wings and tensed.
quick, ‘mouse! If you can’t trust your own senses, whom can you trust?
No-one.
(The owl swooped).
I trust this bottle of scotch to numb the pain of my existence as I offer myself up to the hungry owl.
hoom?
suicidal rodents; the world is in an uproar, and i didn’t mean to cut off his tail with a carving knife (there was nothing premeditated about it).