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If you can’t trust your own senses, whom can you trust?

August 16, 2006 at 6:08 PM ::
e's avatar

whom.

[hee hee hee]

e on 08/16/06 at 07:04 PM ::
boot's avatar

Hmmm?

boot on 08/16/06 at 07:20 PM ::
e's avatar

oh, him!

e on 08/16/06 at 07:30 PM ::
Keith's avatar

Now I’m officially confused.

Who...whom
Him… so which is it?  Himm or whim?

Practice sentences: 

He hit him, so him hit whim.
Who cares, you ask?  Whom cares.
Whom likes whim, and is angry with him.
He is obviously a troublemaker.

Keith on 08/16/06 at 08:05 PM ::
e's avatar

whom?

e on 08/16/06 at 08:10 PM ::
boot's avatar

Hoo? [said the owl as he slowly swivelled his head]

boot on 08/16/06 at 08:13 PM ::
Keith's avatar

We should be more owl-like.  Grammaratically, I mean, not swivelishly.  (or should we make that… grammarishly.  Grammarishly owl-like.  Has a certain ring to it.)

After all, when was the last time you heard an owl hoot, “Hoom.”

Keith on 08/16/06 at 08:17 PM ::
boot's avatar

I think that more people should spend their days “Hoom"ing in a grammarishly owl-like manner.  And swivel as they do it.

Hoom

boot on 08/16/06 at 08:20 PM ::
'mouse's avatar

“Hunh?” ‘mouse said timorously, on the lookout for owls.

'mouse on 08/16/06 at 08:24 PM ::
e's avatar

i think my grammarish whomed, i’m certain they told me about it, but then i never met the lady.  still, i just know she never, ever could have swivelled; she was a baptist!

e on 08/16/06 at 08:24 PM ::
boot's avatar

“Hmmmm” said the owl voraciously, as he eyed the sweet-looking ‘mouse.  He flapped his wings and tensed.

boot on 08/16/06 at 08:27 PM ::
e's avatar

quick, ‘mouse!  If you can’t trust your own senses, whom can you trust?

e on 08/16/06 at 08:28 PM ::
boot's avatar

No-one.

(The owl swooped).

boot on 08/16/06 at 08:29 PM ::
'mouse's avatar

I trust this bottle of scotch to numb the pain of my existence as I offer myself up to the hungry owl.

'mouse on 08/16/06 at 08:30 PM ::
e's avatar

hoom?

e on 08/16/06 at 08:34 PM ::

suicidal rodents; the world is in an uproar, and i didn’t mean to cut off his tail with a carving knife (there was nothing premeditated about it).

goliard on 08/17/06 at 03:24 AM ::

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