included jacuzzi’s and massages, and a single key lime mohito, and a new pair of maui jims and a silver two piece that you could see through when wet: texas redfish: pears, strawberries, melons and mangoes (what does your favorite vacation involve?)
although i did return home in time to hear one of my mechanics (almost wife) calling to whine and complain and piss and moan about not having seem him (the employee) in a week, and worse than that- she wanted my husband to get involved in her little ‘domestic drama’. back on the clock, indeed.
Possible comments if only I had more time.
1. Getting away is nice, isn’t it?
2. Ouch, I forgot sand could do that.
3. Lower… lower… lo...ahhh, right there.
4. Vacation? What’s that?
And, of course, the comment that’s on everyone’s mind.
5. Hey, nice melons.
wow, goli. you’ve been leered at by a bird!
and i have such an uncontrollable tendency to ‘shoot’ birds that look at me sideways…
Croissants, black coffee, cold, stark days, high winds, the occasional freezing temperature, scarves, boots, art, ruins, living history, palaces, people, smoking, river cruises, fromaggeries, patisseries, rikshaw rides, painting elephants, and my darling husband.
that’s what i forgot, the rickshaw rides (thank you for filling in those blanks boot- you’re so damned ... telepathic it’s eerie:)
Blame it on the mangoes, babe, blame it on the mangoes.
[sigh]
Won’t someone bring back mango season?