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My Amateur Alarm System :: Keith :: 5

TAGS: cats, sleep, thief

If you’re like me and trying to catch a thief who’s been stealing things from your barn, you’ll maybe want to reconsider setting up that ingenious amateur burglar alarm (baby monitor, with receiver right next to your ear on your pillow) because if your barn cat is anything like mine, he’s most likely holding organized hissing and growling matches with all of the other neighborhood cats; these matches begin promptly every thirty minutes and seem to last the entire night, or at least until you finally give up on the idea of sleep.

June 19, 2006 at 2:30 PM ::

one word: RadioShack

'mouse on 06/19/06 at 04:06 PM ::

Are you sure they’re not orgies?

hysterium on 06/19/06 at 04:50 PM ::

nah, radio shacks are in the middle of the mall!

e on 06/19/06 at 06:27 PM ::

mrrrrooooowwwwwwwww.....

goliard on 06/20/06 at 10:57 AM ::

I have long suspected that goliard is a cat.

boot on 06/20/06 at 05:58 PM ::

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