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You might know me as Hoover Herbert, sort of a Herbert Hoover opposite, considering the fact that Herbert Hoover was born in Oregon but lived in Iowa, and I live in Oregon and was born in Iowa (okay, that’s a lie, but barely, making me an almost-opposite Herbert Hoover, which basically means that I’ll never have a dam named after me, which I can live with.)
I will also never be the 13th president, which I’m sure makes Millard very happy.
The Aswan Dam could be yours with a few letter changes.
I should write a skit involving dead presidents going face to face on Wheel of Fortune.
Yes, I know. Thinking in a straight line is not my area of expertise today.
Today?
I swear, I blackmail a man and he still comes back for more. What’s the world coming to these days?
Why is it getting so hot in here? And what are we doing in this handbasket?
Pretty much sums it up, fellow traveling companion.