One of my student’s cover letters invited the reader to “think explosively”, which after reading 22 writing portfolios I very well might at any moment.
That’s a great title.
Do you think the school would mind if you introduced a new kind of grade into the system? I’m thinking that maybe some of these students deserve a great big , “Waaaaaaaa!”
It’s almost like you’ve been reading the papers right here with me. Except your brain has exploded yet, so it couldn’t possibly be true.
In other events, I was so disturbed by the paper by cat actually lay down on them and refused to let continue grading until I took a nap. Now that is a seriously good cat. I think she deserves a sentence of her own now.
My guess is that some of the paragraphs smell like cat litter.
Honestly, my cat could eat a paper and crap a better sentence than most of the stuff I’ve been reading for the last 2 days.