Comments
- bakerina on Poem
- OhNo789 on failout
- OhNo789 on Do you believe in magic?
- OhNo789 on Please?
- Br. Ezra on Do you believe in magic?
- littledevilworks on kind and loving, my ass
- Keith on Please?
- Keith on I stand corrected
- Keith on The Orange Cocktail Lounge
- 'mouse on The Orange Cocktail Lounge
Related Stash
TAGS:
It occurs to me that now that I am certifiably insane, I can get away with a lot more than previously…
February 8, 2006 at 7:01 PM ::
Woohoo! Knock your socks off, Jo!
What’s your first official act of insanity going to be?
boot on 02/08/06 at 07:05 PM ::
First I will fashion foil helmets for my girls and me, and then make some for the cats. You can’t be too careful of the Gravity Wells which can really do a number on your Thoughts.
Jo on 02/08/06 at 07:11 PM ::
Hmmm. Sounds like a wise plan. Do they protect from the harmful cheese-stick rays?
boot on 02/08/06 at 07:16 PM ::
NOTHING protects from the cheese stick rays, except beer.
Jo on 02/08/06 at 08:00 PM ::
But, Jo, it’s at least another day until beer o’clock! What will I do?
I feel so naked without my beer and foil helmet.
boot on 02/08/06 at 08:13 PM ::
The cheese sticks must be kept in complete isolation at a steady temperature. Perhaps you could put one up your cat?
Oh vile. Sorry.
Jo on 02/08/06 at 08:14 PM ::
That is vile. True. But, hey, you’re certifiably insane, remember. So, everything you do is acceptable.
Besides, my cat is violent and a giant. It wouldn’t work out, not without causing me intense pain and injury.
What about inside a dead lizard?
boot on 02/08/06 at 08:19 PM ::
I guess if you start with strawberries and bananas and then add crushed ice and tequila before blending, pouring in a big glass, and heading to the hot tub, it’s probably more techically a daquari than a margarita, but if the crazy lady requires bananas, I’m willing to work with her to create the perfect banana margarita.
'mouse on 02/08/06 at 08:37 PM ::
Sounds great. When do we add the cheese-sticks and dead lizard? After about the 24th banana margarita, I’m guessing.
boot on 02/08/06 at 09:07 PM ::
If the insanity gig doesn’t work out, I’ve heard that ignorance is bliss…
grudknows on 02/08/06 at 10:54 PM ::
Being insane isn’t an issue, but arguing with yourself and burning yourself with an iron when the stupid you wins the fight can be a bit of a problem.
grudknows on 02/22/06 at 11:38 PM ::