Dr. Dj. << home >> Uncivil service
If you enter the ladies room, and can’t pee without getting naked, you’re wearing the wrong outfit for work.
Worse, (or at least bad in the same way) if you are a man wearing a tight pair of zipperless pants (why, oh why would you be?), it is not appropriate to pull your pants down to mid-thigh and then use the urinal.
[going to find the paint thinner to sniff to clear my mind of the PTSD that image just triggered]
What self respecting male wears ZIPPERLESS pants?
Sadly I walked into the ladies room today to a find a woman OUTSIDE the stall trying to get back into her jumpsuit.
Sadly, I frequently have this problem in the ladies room. It’s usually accompanied by some screaming and the arrival of men with tazers.
Always with the tazers.
You poor thing. When I (ahem) accidentally walk into the men’s room at McSorley’s (which is easy to do because the women’s restroom is unmarked while the men’s restroom is marked TOILET), I *never* get tasered.
Then again, maybe I should. ;)
Some days I wish there were stars I could award for sentences that make me smile more than once.
I am so glad you enjoy it… it makes me smile as well. :)