She tapped gently on the door and whispered “subversive” and leant back to wait and see what would happen.
I see another farcical story in my future - The Liar, The Scritch and the Sarcophagus
A certain victim defendant I destroyed prevailed over a while back liked to refer to me as “the plaintiff’s liar.” So can I have dibs on playing the liar in your farce? (Rather amusingly, he was charged with defamation, but that’s unrelated to calling me a liar—after all truth is an absolute defense.)
You were the first to come to mind! Consider the role yours.
But who will play The Scritch? Hollywood is abuzz. The babloids won’t stop calling! Just now, the caller ID says “Vatican City”. The Pope is concerned.
“No definitions were found for scritch.”
Scritch n. [See Scrine.] 1. A snitch who scrines. 2. An exotic piece of foreign (usually fully enclosed) footwear. 3. To steal or pilfer something written. 4. To turn informer: He scriitched on his rusty comrades. 5.To accuse formally in a written (usually legal) document. [Obs.]
‘mouse, you never fail to amuse.