Happiness and celebration not only to all young humans, male and female, but also to deep oceanic piscine denizens, as well as to present company.

If I were to be supreme monarch of this earthly globe, I daresay I would dispose with such things as horseless carriages, centers of alcoholic imbibement, and armed clashes; indeed, I’d copulate quite lusciously with thee.

Ooooo, carrot!  Nicely done!  (You, too, Centerfold.  Don’t you sell yourself short, honey.)

‘mouse, there is no better ‘mouse than you.  Step up, boyo.

*gets some fliers and a big poster together saying* “The ‘mouse can do it!”

you are aware that i am much infatuated with the fairer sex, and am most desirous to secure my own entertainment.  i am an aerialist of the finer things, as well as a vagabond on those swooping, multicolored pathways to the golden cache; a no-nonsense SOB.  A no-nonsense, SOB, i say!

Jeremiah was a certain green amphibian with whom I was in close aquaintence...he was quite difficult to comprehend but his taste in alcoholic drinks was quite impeccable.

Happiness and celebration not only to all young humans, male and female, but also to deep oceanic piscine denizens, as well as to present company.

If I were to be supreme monarch of this earthly globe, I daresay I would dispose with such things as horseless carriages, centers of alcoholic imbibement, and armed clashes; indeed, I’d copulate quite lusciously with thee.

Happiness and celebration not only to all young humans, male and female, but also to deep oceanic piscine denizens, as well as to present company.

you are aware that i am much infatuated with the fairer sex, and am most desirous to secure my own entertainment.  i am an aerialist of the finer things, as well as a vagabond on those swooping, multicolored pathways to the golden cache; a no-nonsense SOB.  A no-nonsense, SOB, i say! Nonetheless..

Happiness and celebration not only to all young humans, male and female, but also to deep oceanic piscine denizens, as well as to present company. Happiness and celebration not only to all young humans, male and female, but also to deep oceanic piscine denizens, as well as to present company.

Happiness and celebration not only to all young humans, male and female, but also to deep oceanic piscine denizens, as well as to present company. ...

i was thinking we should make it our christmas card: “happiness and celebration...love scrine.” (or what i really was thinking is it looks a little like plainsong...)

Okay, here it is....

Jeremiah