You will turn 40.
A guy’s still suffering from (pre-)post-traumatic stress over the incident and you go and make light of it.
My friends are falling like flies lately. They all seem to have made it through intact.
Oh, look, this random fortune must have appeared just now for Bakerina.
I mean ... for people who have a ‘0 birthday coming up.
Boot, you are cruel.
The good news is that the Chinese believe ‘9 years are horrible and once you survive them you’re allowed to make major life changes and get on with things. (I’m just hoping this year’s LSAT, or at least the release of the results, is post-birthday.)
Oh, now. Cruel? Me? Mebbe.
However, I’ll be dodging zeroes in another year or so, so I can’t be too cruel. I’m hoping either a publisher’s offer for the egg-book or the LSAT results (or both) is post zero birthday too.