Under the header detailing the dates he worked as a construction worker, my student listed one of his job responsibilities as “fed limbs to the chipper.”
Ooooooo, I hope you’re teaching a creative writing class because the stories this dude will no doubt spew should be highly entertaining.
Nope, I teach business writing, which is what makes it a little more, uh, exciting.
“Objective: To find a summer internship while pursuing my lifetime goal of becoming a famous serial killer”
Business is business.
First step: Have a goal.
Second: Kill without mercy.
I believe that’s the mantra of the Wake Forest business school, actually.