There are three items that Satan carries in her fanny pack: LOTS of moisturizer, a lighter, and an iPod with the song Barbie Girl on repeat thank you, Keith, for planting that song in my head I’m now praying for the sweet release of death.
I was going to say there are worse songs out there, but I’m not sure that’s true. Perhaps there are only equally bad songs. Llama-llama-duck anyone?
is that the real barbie girl, or a parody of barbie girl? (the mind boggles.)
You could be listening to King Tut on repeat. Just saying…