As wonderful as it is to receive my Scrine parcel, I was a little disappointed to not find a secret note from Keith, with detailed step-by-step instructions, taped to the inside of the box.
In some distant, more-perfect future, all Scrine parcels will come with secret and cryptic handwritten instructions.
I really, really, really need to update the Scrine store. I keep forgetting.
I just know if I (or Br. Ezra) was in charge of shipping the instructions would read:
1) remove old shirt
2) snap picture of self
3) post booby picture
4) apply new shirt
True, I should have added ‘cryptic’ in that sentence somewhere.
[edit] And, ‘mouse, this is why you’re not in charge.
I would buy a Scrine shirt from a re-vamped store. :) And ‘mouse - NO BOOBIES FOR YOU.
Actually, Keith, I definitely will buy more when the store is updated. As much as anything, this t-shirt was a ‘dry run’ to see what size I am in the CafePress/US size. After all, if this one hadn’t fit, I wouldn’t have been completely heart-broken.