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If I were king :: 'mouse :: 3
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If I made the rules, microwave popcorn would be punishable by life imprisonment.

August 7, 2007 at 6:08 PM ::
'mouse's avatar

The death penalty might be invoked in cases where someone burnt microwave popcorn in an office environment.

'mouse on 08/07/07 at 06:20 PM ::
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Broaden the death penalty to include cases where someone let soup boil over in the microwave and didn’t clean it up, and you’ve got yourself a quorum.

bakerina on 08/07/07 at 06:53 PM ::

As an RLA, I must apply the above rules to my dorm.  Popcorn-burners will, rather than the standard door decorations, receive placards on their doors reading “So-And-So Stinks Up The Whole Floor Because She’s Incompetent!”

Of course, the placard won’t bother them much, since they’ll be dead.

carrot on 08/11/07 at 02:13 AM ::

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