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I love almost everything about my French teacher: her pixie haircut, her giant hand bags, her sense of humor, her graceful hand gestures, but she is so painfully thin that I just want to feed her salami and lard sandwiches until she can’t hide behind a broom handle anymore.

June 3, 2008 at 12:32 PM ::
JadedBeauty's avatar

I absolutely LOVE THIS!

And completely understand your frustrations!

JadedBeauty on 06/03/08 at 12:36 PM ::
boot's avatar

I was once walking up some stairs behind a woman so horrifyingly thin that I could see each tendon and bone in her ankles and <em>I swear</e> I could see the tendons cutting tiny paper-cut like slashes in her skin.

It was all I could do to not run up the stairs and offer her a hearty bowl of gnocchi with Gorgonzola.  Or a bandaid for her ankle, at the very least.

boot on 06/03/08 at 04:41 PM ::

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