Sometimes I don’t do what my wife wants me to do simply to prove that nagging doesn’t work.
I can’t hold my breathe that long, but I can hold it just about as long as it takes to stop believing this sentence is true.
Scrine: (alt. def) Noun. An island of truth tellers and liars.
That’s just what she WANTS you to do, you know.
um hmmmm, and while we’re at it, ask a liar if he’s lying.