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Juan was unable to eat a banana without first answering it like a telephone.

November 2, 2006 at 9:52 AM ::

Lucy, conversely, couldn’t until she had fellated it properly.

goliard on 11/02/06 at 10:35 AM ::
pam's avatar

Lucy must be popular around the office at lunchtime ...

pam on 11/02/06 at 11:25 AM ::
Keith's avatar

I’m almost positive goliard meant that Lucy “fell, and then ate it”.

Keith on 11/02/06 at 11:52 AM ::
boot's avatar

Conversely, knowing Lucy in the weird way that I do, I’m almost positive she meant exactly what she said.

I brought 3 bananas to a brunch hosted by a beautiful friend (okay, it was grudknows). They were the first I had bought in over 6 months and they were inutterably magnficient.  However, due to rarity and delirium, I completely forgot to say “hello? hello?”.  Damn.

boot on 11/02/06 at 05:36 PM ::

Gives a new meaning to “hang-ups”

Jo on 11/02/06 at 06:22 PM ::
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Well, boot, one hopes you didn’t miss the fellating part given you could presumably provide some very realistic moans of pleasure for accompanying soundtrack given that you’ve nearly recovered banana virginity in the long banana drought.

'mouse on 11/02/06 at 07:03 PM ::
boot's avatar

I had so many replies ready for this one, but I left them all in my head knowing that you would leap into the void for me.

boot on 11/02/06 at 07:15 PM ::
'mouse's avatar

Hey, Lucy started it!

'mouse on 11/02/06 at 07:31 PM ::
boot's avatar

Yeah, but she knows her audience.  Crikey, yes she does.

boot on 11/02/06 at 07:39 PM ::
e's avatar

yeah, virgns? um, mouse’, those moans ain’t pleasure.

e on 10/29/08 at 04:05 AM ::

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