Juan was unable to eat a banana without first answering it like a telephone.
Lucy, conversely, couldn’t until she had fellated it properly.
Lucy must be popular around the office at lunchtime ...
I’m almost positive goliard meant that Lucy “fell, and then ate it”.
Conversely, knowing Lucy in the weird way that I do, I’m almost positive she meant exactly what she said.
I brought 3 bananas to a brunch hosted by a beautiful friend (okay, it was grudknows). They were the first I had bought in over 6 months and they were inutterably magnficient. However, due to rarity and delirium, I completely forgot to say “hello? hello?”. Damn.
Gives a new meaning to “hang-ups”
Well, boot, one hopes you didn’t miss the fellating part given you could presumably provide some very realistic moans of pleasure for accompanying soundtrack given that you’ve nearly recovered banana virginity in the long banana drought.
I had so many replies ready for this one, but I left them all in my head knowing that you would leap into the void for me.
Hey, Lucy started it!
Yeah, but she knows her audience. Crikey, yes she does.
yeah, virgns? um, mouse’, those moans ain’t pleasure.