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If my grandpa’s nickname was “Deep Throat” I think I’d rather not know.

June 1, 2005 at 3:38 AM ::
'mouse's avatar

This one, revealed by the random scrinebird, stopped my in my tracks wondering what the heck I was thinking - until I remembered the news story underyling it.

'mouse on 05/25/06 at 08:38 AM ::

The only thing that makes me laugh harder than that original sentence is envisioning the expression on your face as you wondered what the heck you were thinking.  Now everybody at LuthorCorp wants to know what’s up.  Whoops.

bakerina on 05/25/06 at 01:10 PM ::

Do not ask me how I managed to insert my email addy in my i.d.  I am mystified, myself.

bakerina on 05/25/06 at 01:11 PM ::
Keith's avatar

I’ll tidy up…

Keith on 05/25/06 at 01:17 PM ::

Truly, Keith, thou art king of kings.

(a brief pause while I am pelted with rocks)

Seriously, I don’t know what we would do without you.  It might be time to create an interpretive dance in your honor.  Anyone want to join me on this?

bakerina on 05/25/06 at 01:28 PM ::
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Imagine for just a second if it were true....

“My name is Keith, King of Kings
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!”

But there have been so many King of Kings that I hesitate to call myself that.  What if there is an afterlife, and when I get there, all those who ever called themselves King of Kings at one time or another all gather in a ring to wrestle?

Can you just imagine the trouble I’d have on my hands?  Ramesses II, several of the old Persian Shahs (maybe all of them as far as I know), Jesus maybe, Agamemnon, and Ghengis Khan (gulp).  Not to mention Buddha.  Who wants to die only to be forced to wrestle Buddha? 

Not me, that’s who.  No, I think I’ll stick with just plain ‘ol Keith.

Keith on 05/25/06 at 01:46 PM ::
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Oh, but go ahead with the interpretive dance.  I think that’d be safe.

Keith on 05/25/06 at 01:47 PM ::

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