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Until today, I did not know that it was possible to fall down while still sitting on the floor.
October 4, 2008 at 2:02 PM ::
'mouse on 10/04/08 at 02:08 PM ::
apropos of this, a lawyer-friend of mine once got someone a settlement when she fell off the “do not stand on or above this step” step on a ladder—I say we sue your landlord for a defective floor.
'mouse on 10/04/08 at 02:20 PM ::
Please don’t get my lawyer dander all riled up on this fine Saturday afternoon.
I’m still trying to get a law passed that would limit the number of cases an attorney can take on in a lifetime, similar in many ways to political term limits. Think of all the frivolous lawsuits that would simply disappear. Plus, think of the jobs it would create, opening up the market even further for future attorneys.
(My initial plan involved a law that required attorneys to glue one foot to the floor, then limited the practice of law to 100 feet in any direction.)
Keith on 10/04/08 at 02:42 PM ::
Lawyer dander? I think that Claritin helps with that.
Okay, I promise not to get your lawyer dander riled up if you promise not to push my “here’s why the ‘tort reform’ movement is retrogressive and dangerous” button. ;)
bakerina on 10/04/08 at 02:49 PM ::
tort reform? lawyer dander?…
And I came into this Scrine looking for a shared “yes, I’ve fallen over and hurt myself while sitting down” space.
Barkeep? I’m clearly not drinking enough.
boot on 10/04/08 at 05:02 PM ::
Oh, but honey, these are not mutually exclusive topics of discussion! You can have your shared falling-while-sitting space *and* a bracing discussion of legal ephemera! Don’t go!
bakerina on 10/04/08 at 06:21 PM ::
I’ve done worse. Much worse.
OhNo789 on 10/04/08 at 09:14 PM ::
Oh, of course not, Bake. I was just amused by the turn of events (read words) that is any given day in Scrine.
Carry on. Barkeep? Some more ephemera, if you will.
boot on 10/05/08 at 04:31 PM ::