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Jesus explained to Pat Robertson that the reason he didn’t come to the door or answer the phone on Fridays was because it was shabbos, but Robertson found himself nonplussed and reminded his Lord and Savior that Sunday was actually “his day, and Jesus found himself, for the umpteenth time, gently reminding Robertson that he was Jewish and not Christian therefore the Sabbath fell at sundown Friday evening and when Robertson started to protest, Jesus just smiled sagely and said, “Shabbot Shalom” and walked away quickly before the televangelist could say more.

March 21, 2008 at 4:00 PM ::
Br. Ezra's avatar

I have naked pictures of my ex-wife for anyone who can reedit this post. I like the gist of it just not the way it is structured....If you don’t like naked pictures name your price.

Br. Ezra on 03/21/08 at 04:07 PM ::
e's avatar

don’t want the pictures and what i came here for was to remark upon its niceness, this post.  these quibbles are irrelevant: 

Jesus explained to Pat Robertson that the reason he didn’t come to the door or answer the phone on Fridays was because it was shabbos, but as Robertson found himself nonplussed and reminded his Lord and Savior that Sunday was actually “his day,” and Jesus found himself, for the umpteenth time, gently reminding Robertson that he was Jewish, not Christian, and therefore for Him the Sabbath fell at sundown Friday evening, when Robertson continued to protest, Jesus just smiled sagely and said, “Shabbot Shalom,” and walked away quickly before the televangelist could say more.

shabbot shalom.

e on 03/21/08 at 04:37 PM ::

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