“In short, although we know Henry VIII will marry six times, we must always remember that he did not...no one could have predicted that the lithe and golden-haired Prince Charming who ascended the throne in England just before his eighteenth birthday in 1509—‘the handsomest prince in Europe’—would die nearly forty years later, a monster of obesity, with a reputation more like that of Bluebeard than Prince Charming.”