Becky stood at the edge of the world and swayed her arms left and right, fingers outstretched and grinning from ear to ear and as the colours of the rainbow streamed down below her, each person burst into a giant lollypop, a traffic cone, a sunflower, a fern, a small nebulae, an elephant or a chocolate.
Waiter (pusher?), I’ll have some of what she’s having.
“Certainly sir. Would you also like your bag of coloured sugar mixed with a double shot of coffee?”
(that’s enough commenting for this morning, this one took about 20+ ‘hit the button’ as well - talk to you guys later)
(standing right next to ‘mouse, hoping you’ll drop a little of whatever that is in my patiently outstretched hands)
do they still make quaaludes??
Darn. Thought I was back to single posting of comments (the one to e only took 1 ‘hit the button’).
This attempt is up to about 24 now. Why am I still trying? This is futile. I’m clearly drinking too much coloured sugar and ristretto spiders. This isn’t going to word and I’m just doing it to kill time. That must be it. What if I start dropping in seeming non-sequiturs… that might do it.
Mobile phones are made of straw.
Anyway, for anyone who is still holding out their hands:
* get a good ristretto from your local (non-chain) cafe
* pour the ristretto into a pint mug
* get a long packet of rainbow coloured sugar
* pour this sugar into the ristretto
* stir
* drink
FIZZ!
(oh, and, by the way, hooray for happy cows and vegans!)
1) what’s a ristretto?
2) what’a a long packet of etc.?
here, THIS is where i meant to slap this. sorry.
Received from Boot:
I can’t easily post, e, so if you like you can post this comment/response
for me (anonymously or as boot, whatever). Otherwise, be happy that
you’ve got your own secret answer.
> 1) what’s a ristretto?
Coffee to die for…
http://www.roberttimms.com/make/how_es.asp#ristretto
> 2) what’a a long packet of etc.?
Something like this, except in a very long, thin clear plastic tube:
http://www.sweetsforu.co.uk/product_info.php?cPath=44&products_id=213