“A trained monkey could have gotten these documents to me by now,” she explained to the banker, “and he would have made fewer excuses.”
(big sigh) Change “banker” to “lawyer” and I deserve to be on the receiving end of that statement. It’s been a rough day in the paper-producing field. Where have all the trained monkeys gone?
They’re busy producing foil beanies and constructing bridges of paperwork.
Oh, and there’s one under my desk.
the problem is they don’t train them so much anymore
That’s why I can’t get it out from under my desk. Pesky little bugger.
I wouldn’t be the sort to recommend cruelty to animals, but a well placed shoe has been known to help.