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“A trained monkey could have gotten these documents to me by now,” she explained to the banker, “and he would have made fewer excuses.”

February 28, 2006 at 3:46 PM ::
'mouse's avatar

(big sigh) Change “banker” to “lawyer” and I deserve to be on the receiving end of that statement.  It’s been a rough day in the paper-producing field.  Where have all the trained monkeys gone?

'mouse on 02/28/06 at 08:25 PM ::
boot's avatar

They’re busy producing foil beanies and constructing bridges of paperwork. 

Oh, and there’s one under my desk.

boot on 02/28/06 at 09:25 PM ::
e's avatar

the problem is they don’t train them so much anymore

e on 02/28/06 at 09:59 PM ::
boot's avatar

That’s why I can’t get it out from under my desk.  Pesky little bugger.

boot on 02/28/06 at 10:02 PM ::

I wouldn’t be the sort to recommend cruelty to animals, but a well placed shoe has been known to help.

Snow on 02/28/06 at 11:34 PM ::

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