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TAGS: anihumorianism, anthropomorphism, chandeliers, dogs, giraffes
My rules regarding giraffes in the house are simple: no running except in the hall, no kicking at the dog, no peering around doorways, and necks down in the dining room to avoid the chandelier.
November 27, 2007 at 10:20 PM ::
Hah! You are magnificent. You and your giraffes.
I agree strongly about the peering.
boot on 11/27/07 at 10:22 PM ::
I would add two:
No staring down the womens’ shirts.
Always poop in the toilet.
littledevilworks on 11/27/07 at 10:35 PM ::
No chasing the mailman, but of course, that’s an outside rule.
Keith on 11/27/07 at 10:43 PM ::
However, they are more than welcome to clean out the gutters.
No sneezing. None.
boot on 11/27/07 at 10:44 PM ::
The giraffe chore: dusting those hard to reach places.
littledevilworks on 11/27/07 at 10:48 PM ::
No standing very still in the dappled sunlight only to suddenly MOVE! and scare someone.
Jo on 11/28/07 at 08:32 AM ::
Always lift the seat when drinking at the watering hole.
Keith on 11/28/07 at 08:36 AM ::