Johnny pulled Elizabeth’s pigtails and ran laughing to the other side of the jungle jim where he began scrambling up, just slow enough to be caught.
“Oh, Johnny,” piped a sweet little voice from the bottom of the monkeybars, “I have a Hertz donut for you...”
“Gee, Lizzy, that sounds good, but what is a Hertz donunt anyway?” Johnny asked, with equal feigned innocence, knowing this was going to lead to a wrestling match, with much groping, for which they would both get kept after school, which would in turn lead to them getting to walk home together, out of sight of the other kids, with a stop at the canal to catch water-skimmers.
Can I nominate myself right now for “Sweetest Scrine (and comment thread) of All Time?”
If you can’t, I can, and, in fact, do.
Hey, not all of my Scrines (and comment threads) are full of sex and innuendo…
... just the best ones.
And one more thing. I MISS SECOND GRADE!