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It dawned on Henry one morning that finding a duck in his city had become easier than finding an innocent little girl; the call girl, lying in bed next to him, agreed.

January 25, 2006 at 9:55 AM ::

yeah, but what did the call duck say? they’re much more reliable.

e on 01/25/06 at 11:09 AM ::

sure they’re reliable, but expensive!

Keith on 01/25/06 at 11:11 AM ::

Oh wait, you said call duck. I thought you meant duck call.

Sleeping with a duck.. whoever heard of such a thing! Even in the worse backwoods hillbilly stories you might imagine, it’s always the poor chicken, never the duck.

Keith on 01/25/06 at 11:14 AM ::

yeah, well tell that to daisy. i’ll bet she knows a good thing when she sees it.

e on 01/25/06 at 11:18 AM ::

I think I’ll stick with Daisy Duke instead of her feathered sister.

'mouse on 01/25/06 at 11:21 AM ::

From social commentary to cartoon sex in four easy steps ~ once again the true beauty of Scrine shines through.

Keith on 01/25/06 at 11:22 AM ::

oh, ‘mouse, i think you’d be cute with the feather duster

e on 01/25/06 at 11:24 AM ::

e, it sure sounds dirty when you say it that way.

Back to the original social commentary, I was going to ask, Keith, was there ever a time that innocent girls were in abundance?

'mouse on 01/25/06 at 11:34 AM ::

guess your eyes need washing, ‘mouse.

e on 01/25/06 at 11:37 AM ::

I’m sure his mouth could use some soap as well.

“innocent girls” ends where “little boys” begins

I think Forrest Gump’s mom said that, but ended up being edited from the final, theatrical release.

Keith on 01/25/06 at 11:45 AM ::

probably, but we don’t get that. fingers, maybe…

e on 01/25/06 at 11:47 AM ::

i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance…

goliard on 01/25/06 at 12:20 PM ::

goliard, in order to get the most mileage out of this comment, you may want to apply it here as well.

Keith on 01/25/06 at 01:13 PM ::

Not ducks, eh?

“PETER LEWIS: But let me tell you, in those places where in the world you can’t afford to buy another human being, what they do is paint up a tree log that’s been hollowed out for you and fitted up with a duck...”

From ABC radio (July 2000):
http://www.abc.net.au/am/stories/s147287.htm

Doesn’t mention chickens instead of ducks, is all I’m saying.

boot on 01/25/06 at 04:16 PM ::