Michael’s friends became a bit more aware of his behavior in the locker room after that night at Hooters when, a few drinks into the evening, he turned to Robert and said earnestly, “Boobs are kind of gross, doncha think?”
Yikes!
This sentence would be even yikesier if it were revealed that the real inspiration was a woman-friend of mine, and that Michael was her soon-to-announce-he-wanted-a-divorce husband of 10 years, and the setting was her bedroom, which she had just walked across topless.
Say it ain’t so....I am not to fond of my ex wife either but if she were to walk in front of me topless I would not condider it unpleasant
I refuse to start talking about any Scriner’s ex-wife’s breasts. And to not leave anyone out, let’s also throw ex-husband’s breasts in there as well.
you just did.
But more importantly, to get back on track—this is a thread dedicated to the proposition that boobs (not talking moobs, here which are an entirely different category) are *not* gross. Heck, I don’t know many women or gay guys who categorically dismiss ‘em.