As I sat listening to the OSHA rep instruct supposedly intelligent upwardly-mobile people not to spill formaldehyde down elevator shafts or fling e coli onto our lab mates, I was reminded that it’s been a ridiculously long time since I’ve had any gravy-based food and vowed to remedy this as soon as possible.
Your Scrine follows an article I read in the local paper that reported that with the DNC only 2 weeks away here in Denver local authorities are discussing the various ways human fecal matter and urine can be tossed, flung, shot, and sprayed by protestors who will be at work outside the convention center. I have decided to avoid going downtown for the rest of the month.
Just in case you don’t beleive me - I am Br. Ezra after all!