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During his extensive study of obscure beliefs and sayings, Dr. Leugentheld was able to determine that the number of people who have actually witnessed shit hitting the fan was only slightly larger than the number of children who’d lost an eye running with scissors, and that the occurrence of either was of such low probability that he ranked both sayings only slightly higher than “hell freezing over.”
August 22, 2007 at 11:39 AM ::
Dr. Leugentheld was the toast of the sociology world after his journal article was published, analyzing a Cleveland elementary school stricken with mass platysmal paralysis: “Your Face Will Freeze That Way: The Tragedy of P.S. 31”.
pam on 08/22/07 at 01:13 PM ::
gee, i wish he’d said hi when he observed me.
e on 08/22/07 at 04:58 PM ::
Further studies are pending on just how many kids really would jump off a cliff if their friends did.
Joan of Argghh! on 08/22/07 at 09:37 PM ::