If they’d had blogs in the 1950’s, Dagwood Bumstead’s boss, Mr. Dithers, might have given him a good swift kick in the ass for posting at work.
I hope you’re not identifying with sentence overly so. Or you could show up with a pillow tied to your behind tomorrow just to carry the simile to proper cartoon proportions.
Coo-ee. I like that. I’m pillowing tomorrow.