Each morning when Tammy awoke she gave her Magic 8 Ball a good shake...on that morning she asked whether she should just stay in bed and it said “Definitely,” but she paid it no heed...sadly it proved accurate when she was mowed down by a garbage truck while getting her morning coffee; the garbage man surprisingly had the same predeliction for Magic 8 Balls and he finally understood why that morning when he asked whether he could remove all obstacles in his path the ball replied “Outlook good.”
The Magic 8-Ball is on my list of the top 10 best magical toys ever created. It even tops slime - that gooey stuff that came in a plastic garbage can.
Well played, very well played indeed.
I once took apart an 8 ball because I wanted to be able to roll instead of shake. Sadly enough, there was no rattling to be had.
No, no, no. Nothing is better than Slime.
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Except maybe Slime with Worms.