sophistry << home >> my suicide attempt
Death is stalking me in the form of my insane ex-wife who suggested that i buy our minor daughter a vibrator like her father did for her, I promptly reminded her that daddy dearest has been in prison lo these many years; besides when did my daughter’s orgasm become any of my business; I would slit my wrists if my razor was not dull.
After reading this, it was either make a ScrineComic out of it or learn how to build a poll so we can poll the brilliant and diverse mind of Scrine.
I voted for “hell no” Its none of my damn business. A Scrine Comic would need to depict me covering my ears while chanting, “I can’t hear you...nyah, nyah,nyah, I can’t hear you...”
If your daughter actually wants a vibrator.. she should be encouraged to either pick one out online with a credit card, or to go with a friend who’s 18. Nuff said. (PS I would never want my parents involved in my vibrator experiences… frankly if I had a vibrator that came from my father I don’t think I’d ever be able to use it.)
I believe this may be part of my ex-wife’s evil genius plan to keep our daughter from having sex....although I refuse to be a pawn in such nefarious dealings. I will not scar my daughter or myself emotionally and otherwise by purchasing any such devices. My daughter doesn’t necessarily want a vibrator (at least she hasn’t mentioned it and THAT IS FINE WITH ME) this was my ex’s idea. YUCCCCCK!