I believe we have discussed the fact that you are to do your best not to leave muddy shoeprints on the toilet seat, now let’s review some additional men’s room etiquette.
Holy Crisis in the Hierarchy, Batman!
Seriously. You boys are complicated.
I had, in fact, someone work for me who would constantly muddy up our shop outhouse because he would place a boot on either side of the seat to conduct… ummm… his business. Mind you, this was no immigrant, but a born and raised American. He claimed it was necessary because of splashing.
Being good natured, we of course took immediate measures to alter our coworker’s habits. First a sign was posted - NO CROUCHING - but when that didn’t work, we installed spiked boards on either side of the seat, similar to what you see to keep pigeons from roosting.
Problem solved!