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What we had was great but I’d rather sleep with Marie Osmond!

November 16, 2007 at 9:25 AM ::

Dear Br. Ezra,

If she’s anything like her brother was, you shouldn’t waste your time.

Anne

Anne C. on 11/16/07 at 10:24 AM ::
Br. Ezra's avatar

My Dearest Anne:

Perhaps I was a bit too hasty. She keeps passing out on me. Did you have this trouble with Donny?

Br. Ezra

Br. Ezra on 11/16/07 at 10:28 AM ::

Dr. Br. Ezra,

No, but I wish I had.  Staring at Donny Osmond’s face is one thing, but staring at Donny Osmond’s smiling face and big white teeth while having unsatisfactory sex with him is quite another.

Anne

Anne C. on 11/16/07 at 10:44 AM ::

Dear Br. Ezra,

Why are you messing around with skinny, acerbic neo-cons and uptight Mormons? I can give you what you need. Call me sometime.

Love Phoebe

Phoebe Cates on 11/16/07 at 10:52 AM ::
'mouse's avatar

How come I never get offers like this? 

You world-domination cult-figures get all the girls. 

(sigh)

'mouse on 11/16/07 at 11:44 AM ::
Br. Ezra's avatar

It must be the smell of power! I have nothing else to offer except a mean tuna casserole

Br. Ezra on 11/16/07 at 02:01 PM ::

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