Neighbors << home >> Repeat after me
I really am a nice person, but I just can’t stop fantasizing about stabbing him in the eye.
That’s funny, my fantasies always run to stabbing a pen in his ear.
Mine are a little more visceral. Though sometimes it’s just a simple case of repeatedly smacking the person’s head against a bloodied wall.
Imagination: it’s such a lovely thing.
My newest one is strangling the target (it helps not to see them as a person) with the cord to my ipod.