When it came to obtaining legal advice Hirum recommends his Magic 8-ball as a cost effective alternative to expensive lawyers who, while still appearing human, are really robots in drag.
Me: Do I need a will?
Magic 8 Ball: ASK AGAIN LATER.
Me: If I had a ‘later’, I wouldn’t be concerned about a will.
Magic 8 Ball: THAT’LL BE $250.
Hmmm...this could be a problem. Maybe we should stick with tea leaves and gypsy astrologers
I’m maligning Magic 8 Balls with no good reason. I myself have one in the office. It gives peerless advice.
even better if you actually do peer into it, though…