Are you trying to imply that spam has spice in it?  My grandma used to make us sandwiches with spam but we didn’t like them and ‘fed them’ to the almond tree - I don’t remember it having any particular flavour except bland and ick.

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Chammer
verb
1. to eat Cham in an uncontrollable manner.
2. to inadvertently eject Cham from one’s mouth while speaking, due to over excitement, enthusiasm, or simple lack of manners: At dinner, Henry was so excited about finding the key to the time machine, that he began to chammer.

noun
1. an act of chammering.
2. the bits of partially chewed food ejected from a person’s mouth while eating and speaking at the same time.
3. a political speech of minor importance (mostly Brit.)

And… found of the Internet (and therefore, by nature, the absolute truth):

NOTE:  Nouns, verbs and other uh… stuff randomly mixed up in no particular order.

Cham Albanians, also spelled as Çam, a people living in Northern Greece of Albanian descent
Cham people, a people living in Vietnam and Cambodia
Cham language, the language of the Cham people
Cham alphabet, the script of the Cham people
Champa, the former Cham kingdom
Cham Dance, a masked dance associated with some sects of Buddhism
Cham (place), Germany and Cham (district), a town and a district in Bavaria, Germany
Cham (place), Switzerland, a city in the Canton of Zug, Switzerland
Jorge Cham (person), a comic-book artist
Amédée de Noé, a French artist whose pseudonym was “Cham” (person)
Cham (singer) born 1977 in Jamaica, a Reggae artist, known for the single
Cham (film), 1931 film
Cham a fictional girl band in the anime Perfect Blue
Cham a type of maneuver used by traceurs more commonly in the United States
Cham an athletic, gymnastic maneuver in which one person leaps over the head of another person, using his hands to push off their shoulders, meanwhile launching himself into the air

I think, that if scriners are going to practice - or be - any form of Cham, it should be the last - I’m not sure why I think this but it’s possibly because if given enough beer, I can picture scriners *attempting* to leap over one anothers heads and shoulders while laughing madly, stopping time to time for beer… or when the need arises, a strong coffee to help sober them up.

Gor blimey - 6 billion cans of spam had been sold by 2002 and even if only quarter of those cans that were sold were consumed, there’s a mind boggling number of people that obviously enjoy the stuff.

With talk of SPAM still going on, I would suggest everyone pop open the New Tunes player, choose 01 March, and have a listen to High Sheriff Blues.

Don’t be distracted by Soaky in the Pooper, even though that sounds like much more of a SPAM song.