When the record store exploded, witnesses claimed they could hear a stack of Bobby Vinton records spinning through the air, and that it was the sound of so many love songs playing all at once that backed up traffic for nearly half an hour, rather than the explosion itself, which the local news was reporting.
The sum total of my Bobby Vinton collection is two songs. For some reason (namely Keith being in an opportune location to when that record store exploded and maybe or maybe not his having something to do with the big boom), I expect my collection to grow just any day now.